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April 15th
Sung to the tune of "Close to You"
by The Carpenters.
"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!
So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.
That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!
Not only is April 15th Tax Day, but it's also the day the Titanic sank... 😢 Now on a good note, April 15th is also the day that I was born!!! 💕
National rat day!
This day is for all the rats in the world.
"Why are you with your ex today?"
"It's April 15th, National rat day! I'm celebrating her day."
Making up festivities stopped being funny after the third time day
April 15th
National Date your 5th @ for a day. Why not
Today’s April 15th😳 @Pussytalentend is my 5th @🙄 welp.
National post only your main hoe day
Forget about the side hoes its april 15th
APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!
Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on
New snap
Received chat - I would love that…come over!!