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Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
The female version of being Cock Blocked
Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.
Snack Blocking; verb. The act of cutting in line at Costco and taking the last free sample.
That little bastard has been snack blocking me at every free sample station.
See ‘thock’. A cupped hand placed on the chin to prevent a thock.
When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female
I don’t know what to tell her i’m experiencing piper’s block
Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.