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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
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Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.
John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.
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remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.
Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.
Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
Someone or something that makes you happy on a daily basis. Just having that person/thing in your life makes you happy. You think about this person/thing so much that you have to try and stop yourself to be able to focus on other things that require attention in your life. This person/thing is amazing, beautiful and knows how to bring a smile to your face on the darkest of days.
de Apotheek is the best in town!
A word used to replace any other word (or phrase) when you have become confused about what you were saying or have simply lost interest.
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