a boy with a MASSIVE, GIGANTIC, Megacock that splits people in half. Also likes pigs.
Kim Kardashian "OOOOH SAAAAAM DANIELSS! MY KNEES ARE WEEK FROM LAST NIGHT OOOOHHH"
Sam Daniels "yeah"
The best of friend you could ever get
Best friends forever aka Daniel and Tahlia
British author, translator, and autistic savant known for his extraordinary numerical memory and arithmetic ability.
John Elder Robinson: I was “chatting” with my boy Daniel Tamment about quantum mechanics yesterday.
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...
a person who is a under the radar redneck who is super smart but never given the credit. hes a dang good looking person who eats weird food.
Mary:Did you see that truck?
Jane:ya it was totally Benjamen Daniel!
Daniel is so fat when he walks everyone thinks it is ms. l but it is daniel smith.
Daniel is black
Dirty Daniel was a notorious character in the small town of Millfield. He was known for his unkempt appearance, foul odor, and overall lack of hygiene. Despite his reputation, Dirty Daniel was a kind-hearted man who always had a smile on his face and a helping hand to offer. Many people in the town avoided Dirty Daniel
dang that is one big man he must be a dirty daniel smith
A Dirty Daniels is when you cut off your Latvian mums flaps, cook them in carbonara sauce and force feed them to her while doing anal.
Do you want to pull some ladies later?
No I’m going to Dirty Daniels.
A Dirty Daniel is when a male pours a nestle water bottle filled with concrete into his asshole through a funnel while jerking off as the female chokes herself with a cucumber and masturbates with it
My wife’s friend’s grandma give the best Dirty Daniel!