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Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.
Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"
Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"
a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)
your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA
When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?
Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.
Aight bet
Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.
"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"