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A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
Have Having Had a boot means same as chasing the dragon = smoking heroin on tin foil.
In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)
Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)
Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl
Synonym for 'never'
Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
A phrase used by a gruff, salty, negging character to say that he/she/they would like to have intimate relations with an attractive person walking by; a “cat-call”, as said to a buddy or chum
Two people (persons A and B) leaning against a building staring at an attractive person walking by
Person A to B : “Oy- I’d have a snap at that Tabby!” proceeds to make barking noise or growls
See: Rude
someone: I love having a girlfriend!
me:
me: why cant i be happy
(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.