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When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it
I was banging that chick last night when i looked down and saw her gaping Black Hole
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A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.
Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.
“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”
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A chavie wannabe goes by the name of Wayne Acott
"Oh my god he is such a arse hole!"
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A hole in a wall/door leading to an office of a superior rank in which one uses to assist in the climbing up the company ladder.
Is Bendy at the glory hole again looking for a promotion?
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when you stretch your balls between your legs, and place them in your asshole and sit on them.
gay men practice the art of pigeon holing
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Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
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omfg. r u rly tht stupid? a dick hole is the hole u pee and ejaculate out of. u stupid fucker. i hate u.
hey guys, puffinfresh is a stupid dickhole himself, b cuz he thinks a dick hole is a vagina. stupid fucker.
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