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This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.
Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
Aka cheese d*ck, A man that is sexy and get a lot of girls and likes to beat off to Kylie Jenner
Stop being a Jacob medor and best off to Kylie Jenner
super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone
He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me
A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.
Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.
Doob
"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."