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1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
Be nice to him.
Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die
Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
The only artist that makes covers of old song but isn't corny as shit
-What's your favorite Ava Max song?
-It must be my head and my heart
-The absolute maximum
Slang
When you reach the limit
"I have one week of holidays, PEPSI MAX"
"I need to pay rent by friday, PEPSI MAX"
"I will be ready by 1pm, PEPSI MAX"
Better than that Coke Zero shit, since they changed the formula.
PEPSI MAX MAXIMUM TASTE NO SUGAR!
Pepsi max is being butt fucked while submerged in a bath of Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max
Me : Hey babe me and the boys are going to do Pepsi max a form of butt sex while being submerged in Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max
Babe : sure enjoy Pepsi max with the boys