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When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance”
“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”
A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.
Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.
When a guy gets his balls gargled underwater in a hot tub.
Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance
Adj. The smell of morning breath mixed with unswallowed cum from the night before
This morning, in bed, I leaned in to give a sweet kiss, but was repulsed by the smell of Scum Mouth coming from their lips
When someone fucks up and needs to be punished they receive a punch to the mouth
"Hey my brother just got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"
When someone fucks up and needs to be punished they receive a punch to the mouth
"Hey my brother just got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"