when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
Another way to say “sucks for you.”
Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat
Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like
Someone who just can´t learn when to shut up.
Someone who thinks they can do anything, but can´t.
I swear if this raga-muffin little boy don´t shut his trap...
A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation
"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"
"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"