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Straight Lesbian Hook Up

A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.

Jane: Did you hear?

Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?

Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!

Penny: But they have boyfriends!

Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!

Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!

by AzealiaB November 21, 2013


Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight

A type of "bisexuallity" in which you can happily date both genders but can only have sex/sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender. Although you can have sexual thoughts about you would never have sex with them

Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight IS A REAL THING MOM

by PLOP2k16 August 05, 2016


straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 02, 2003


Uber Super Straight

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.

Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.

by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021


Straight White Shark

A play on the predatory Great White Shark.
Typically a straight white male, business student, rapist - repulsed by progressive thoughts.

A straight boy, but meaner

This straight white shark was shouting at the bar.

by sour-isms January 22, 2017


Straight Up Gangster Penis

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis

1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

by Wazson8 November 07, 2010


Straight Plan for the Gay Man

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

by Lock Down April 12, 2008