fuck nuts

A term used to curse something when it doesn't go your way. For examply when playing a computer game, missing a bus or train, having traffic lights turn red as you approach.

The term originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND).

Commonly used by the folk of the Alnmouth Road Area.

"Hey, watch that light, it just turned red"
"Fuck Nuts"

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bust a nut

let a white substance explode from the penis through a vigourous hand motion

Damn homie, that muthafucka is bustin his nut in the bathroom.......

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deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

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numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

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Nut-patch

The common name given to the territorial area of a squirrel, where he/she forages for nuts.

Look at that squirrel dicking about on his Nut-patch

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ash a nut

v. to jerk off into an ashtray
action. while a girl is giving you head and you're smoking a cigarette, tilt her head back and drop the cigarette in her mouth and then bust a nut in it

"Yo, Bobby is going to ash a nut into that Campus Smoker's Center!!"

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Chocolate Nuts

In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.

My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".

Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".

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