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Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym
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An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.
4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*
To suck one's friends dry while on a rollercoaster.
I seventy-fifth Blow Job-4 HIm last night.
You Whore!!!
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girlchild forever, a small lady with peter pan syndrome, never older than 12, heart that loves times five and a big imagination but gossamer skin and glassy-skeletal insides
the girl would be turning 21 years from 6 + 4 x 2 on her birthday, but her mind&heart would remain 6 or 4 or 10.
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When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.
I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!
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A world renowned FPS for the XBox 360 (fuck all the other systems that have it). It is widely known for its more commonly used abbreviation, COD4 (pronounced cod four). The true abbreviation is COD4MGFS, or cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit
Bill: Hey, Bob, wanna play cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit?
Bob: No, not now. I'll stick with Gayho 3.
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