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when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.
wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.
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Its All Jesus: Its all good
Jesus = Good so add Its all in front on it.
Man Its All Jesus.
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Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"
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when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation
look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "
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1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
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Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
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