one of you

Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.

Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."

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short you

when someone "shorts you" they are treating you/giving you/assuming that you are less than what you are worth.

"Dont you ever let any man/woman short you."

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The Man On You

A lil' dude composed of someones index and middle finger. He walks around on people to annoy them. The different types of Man On Yous include the exploding Man On You, the Asexual Man On You, and the lightning Man On You.

"OMG! There's a man on you!"

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you chief?

"You chief?" is a phrase to ask if you want to smoke up a not formerly known female, as a way to meet.
A phrase not unlike "can i buy you a drink", however, involving marijuana insted.

(Walking on the boardwalk you and a friend spot a group of girls)

"Yo girls, you chief?

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Do you

1. acting in a way that satisfies you, not caring at all about what others think nor about your actions and/or consequences

2. following your heart

3. possibly the best advice you can give anyone when they have a dilemma

Do you--when my friend asked me whether he should hang out with the boys or his girl, I told him to do you.

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France You

A rather derogatory jab at France and the French by way of alternate of "Fuck You". Often most effective against an actual Frenchman.

"Your mother smells of cheap liquor and pubic sweat!"
"OH YEAH? Well FRANCE YOU!"

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You got it

1. Derived from the original catch phrase, "You got this in the bag," but used in a sarcastic manner to imply the opposite where you in fact DONT have this is the bag.

2. Often used to describe a state of being in which one is under the influence of drugs/alcohol to a point of complete oblivion.

Dan, you just took 80 bong hits. You GOT it.

Chris only slept for 3 hours this entire week, he's got it.

Elliot Spitzer was caught soliciting prostitution. He, his marriage, as well as his career all have it.

I have to take a final tomorrow that's 4 hours long, short answer and essay questions and I didn't study anything. I GOT this test.

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