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When a man is doing anal with a woman in the doggystyle position and inserts a hairbrush handle into her vagina with the bristles facing up so that his testicles rub across the brush.
He gave her the naughty comb over.
The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.
"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
Continually hitting an obstacle or problem.
"I have been driving over that lemon over and over again
When you are so baked you can't do anything ever
I was so Over Baked I didn't know weather I should go up or down, so I slept in the middle
When you smoke too much weed and are too baked for anything ever
I was so over baked I was in the middle of the stairs and didn't know if I should go up or down, so I just slept there
When you get wild, and you smash a lot of people in one night, or it's a one night stand, but you smash multuple times and you wake up sore and humiliated
"Hey Bob, you good? You don't look to good this morning?"
"Nah dude, I was up until 2 smashing, and now I have a killer smash over"