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pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021


pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.

by Sexydimma August 20, 2012


pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 19, 2021


weiner pig

Easy, sleezy,sluts,whores, bag hoe.

All these hoe's running around calling them skanks,sluts?!! LMAO WEINER PIGS!!!! We're Surro

by Pretty Bird 1041 October 07, 2017


hitler pig

Another nickname of the Chief Caucasian Terrorist of America who has a penchant for Adolf Hitler.

Hitler Pig was sleepy in his first criminal trial.

by SchlongPatrickHannity April 28, 2024


Interpol Bay Of Pig

Interpol Bay Of Pig

Interpol Bay Of Pig

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025


Pig Reflex

"pig" referring to the 50's slang term for police;

the automatic instant reaction when you see a cop to put your foot on the break and act unsuspicious

Friend 1- "dude why did you just slam on the breaks when we passed the cop?"

friend 2-"sorry my pig reflex was acting up."

by Shitsandgiggles1107 May 12, 2011