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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!
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It's like Lizsie and Chris love
Lizsie and Chris are into big play small play
A word usually heard from 6 year olds playing gorilla tag.
An idiot: Do you want to play mini games?
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.
Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
Intentionally inflicting pain in a sexual manner done for increased intimacy between partners, sexual gratification, as well as spiritual and emotional growth and connection, all pleasurable experiences
Very common in the BDSM community
Random guy- “I always thought she was an innocent Christian girl! Turns out she's hella into pain play”
Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.
OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?
Yeah sure, what do you me to play?
ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..
sigh...