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The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.
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When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!
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A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.
Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"
Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."
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a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."
Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."
On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
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Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.
Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?
Ben: No? Why?
Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!
forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
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shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.
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