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Barbra your fanny looks like an over filled ham sandwich
The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".
A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.
Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!
So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
Similar to: yer da sells avon
Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches
An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"
-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"
"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"
- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"