When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.
THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines
I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
Suffering fom auditory hallucinations commanding them to do things sexually And the replacement of personality making this a disorder
She was a victim of sexual personality displacement.
national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
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What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.
Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
Hey! That's a half-truth!
The tension that Leo hart and Randall from monsters inc have for each other
How did you write the sexual tension in your Leo x Randall fanfiction