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the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use
me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad
Where guys have a baby shower for a guy whose wife is having a baby.....it can also mean a bunch of guys showering together. The meaning can be used interchangeably but aren't always, but most of the time they mean the same thing. So you choose.
We're having a guys shower with all the guys.
When you have no available shower and you need to shower quick, you hop in a freezer. The cold bombs the stink away.
Dude I need to take a bomb shower.
Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.
Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.
A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
The act of rinsing off, when hot and/or sweaty, by taking a dip in the pool rather than taking a conventional shower.
I just worked out vigorously in the gym, and could not wait to take a pool shower to cool off.
Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.