To have everything that you wish for in Popularity
Tom- You have a Girlfriend, a Car, a huge group of friends, Man you have the Bro Life Jim
Jim- Thanks Bro!
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When a bro introduces you to some chick he likes and you attempt to steal the chick before anything can happen.
Bro 1: Hey this is my friend!
Bro 2: Hey girl you wanna get some lunch?
Bro 1: Dude quit with the Bro Tread!
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A literal bro. Your mother's son who is not you. Used to distinguish between a bro and a brother.
John - Dude, David's my bro.
Jim - Wait really? I didn't know that.
John - ... What do you mean?
Jim - Ooooh you mean "bro." I thought you meant a blood bro.
John - Nope. Just a bro.
Jim - Okay.
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A now older gentlemen in his mid or late 20's that never adapted to his new age and remains to still rock out his old 90's bro style.
Shaun: Yo look at that guy. what's with his tank, jorts, and vans high tops.
Max: Yuh that shit is so 90's
Shaun: He must be a throwback bro.
Max: Ohh Forr suree!
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(n.) The theoretical erection (boner) "Bros" get for each other when one does something "bro" that makes people suspect bros struggle with suppressed homosexuality.
1. Yo bro, I'm totally digging the way you wear that collared shirt. You're giving me such a bro-ner.
2. The smell of phoenix scented axe always gives me a raging bro-ner.
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When you and a friend have a threesome. its a splash bro because a splash bro drain 3โs like its nothing
bro my girlfriend and her friend turned me into a splash bro
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