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kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021


West Valley City

Utah’s Version of Compton, but it’s crime rate is like 60% and Compton is like 97%. Just like how the best amusement park in California is either Six Flags or Disney Land and the best one in Utah is Lagoon, things in Utah are just not as extreme. West Valley City does get a few murder cases, it mostly is just drugs and pissed off red necks that commit those murders. Compton has Lots more gangs and has Mafia ran politics, that kind of stuff is not in West Valley City. Do keep in mind, it is still not a good place to raise your children, and you should not go out at night. Make sure you lock your doors and your gold, you won’t get robbed if you lock your doors. West Valley does have a lot of crime, but I can name twenty more cities in California that completely crushes West Valley’s crime rate.

Person1: I live in West Valley City, it’s such a scary place.
Person2: Bruh, my Grandma lives in Pleasant Grove California, stop being a bitch!

by My grandma just ate some prune June 23, 2019


Block City Wars

The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.

Brian: Remember Block City Wars? It brings me memories...

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 May 3, 2021


That's life in the big city

It's a line from the 1987 film RoboCop. Spoken by an executive of a weapons manufacturer immediately following the death of his colleague at a failed demo of their new mechanized law enforcement robot. The character exemplifies the callous, dog-eat-dog mentality popular amongst business execs in the 80’s. It borders on sociopathic — similar to the nature in which Patrick Bateman speaks in American Psycho.

Cox: Too bad about Kinney, huh?
(Kinney shot to death by mech minutes ago)
Morton: *shrug* That's life in the big city.

by Proto Following Chomo January 23, 2021


kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017


titty fuck city

It's a douchey way for a dude to say he's going to or already has fucked some titties.

Tommy went to titty fuck city on that hoe Tara. Ya know, that girl with the jumbo jugs.

by MassiveMeat October 24, 2018


Shotgun city sunshine

When everything in life is going fine but you find reasons to be unhappy.

Greg just paid off his house and car but he walks around in shotgun city sunshine.

by gilbert josh June 13, 2015