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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022


Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022


dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016


clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013


Crazy Clown

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.

Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.

by meecho January 25, 2013


Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s

He clown tailed me with a grin

by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018


CAPITAL Clowns

The name of so called citizens that stormed the capital to support the biggest clown of the biggest circus ever.

Man, welcome to the circus, the January 6th Capital Circus and we know we are the bravest, most loyal, most brainwashed known as the CAPITAL Clowns!

by Yaks_man August 15, 2022