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after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.
Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.
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When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.
Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.
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Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
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(n.) When you fart in the bath and the bubbles come up and stink up the room.
Dude! I just walked in on Keith cooking up a mexican bubble bath! Nasty fucker!
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A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!
Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!
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A Mexican Bear Hug is when the drug cartels put you in rubber tires and light it on fire.
Ex: Holy Shit Mark is about to get a Mexican Bear Hug
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An electrical substation
Guy: "A breaker blew out at the Mexican jungle gym near my house, I didn't have power for 2 hours."
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