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When chunks of meat and blood falls from the sky.
Hey, lets gore shower.
- "Thats hot".
When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.
Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns
Communal showers are a single group of showers put together in one room or area. They are typically used in locker rooms, schools, prisons, swimming pools and barracks. Different variations exist, but a typical setup involves a row of showers heads along a wall. Communal showers are designed to accommodate multiple people showering at the same time, so efficiency and utility are the main focus, and modesty is not a consideration. They are designed with few to no privacy accommodations, typically featuring partitions at the most, but otherwise they are open and are meant to have multiple people showering in the nude. They are most commonly only in facilities where there’s no mixing of the sexes, but it’s not unheard of for them to be used by both sexes simultaneously. Historically they are more common and prevalent as a norm in facilities used by men, and less common in facilities used by women.
After hockey practice, the team stripped out of their sweaty gear and got into the communal showers to wash off the sweat and grime, nude as hell.
The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.
"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"
The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight
Step 2. Look down
Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail
The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning
If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.
Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.