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Ethan
ee-thuhn
noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”
Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!
My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.
Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?
Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.
Ethan the ultimate jit on gang you never gonna catch Ethan lacking in gang on deadass on jitterbuginton on the dead homies
He’s a cute boy with bright eyes and has a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s hard to read but will open up to the right person. he’s in love with this one girl probably named emma but he hasn’t realized it yet.. everyone loves ethan
Girl 1: look at the way ethan looks at emma
Girl 2: i wish he’d realize he’s in love
Girl 3: i know it’s so obvious everyone already knows!
The kinda guy to secretly dress up as a girl and stick sharpies in his ass
"did you hear ethan sticks sharpies in his ass"
Ethan is a very handsome person, he is the sexiest in your school. He never plays though. He is also the one who should be leader of all the clubs in your school, but he is too humble. He always asks how you are doing.
Ethan is the best boy in the world,
Every girl wants Ethan in her life.
Ethan ”smoking on that jessica pack” “smoking that Jessica og kush”
he likes men and is very feminine lollollll
ben: look its ethan
amir: he likes men
jacob: yes
joaquin: he does