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When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....
I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.
The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!
When you are owning multiple 'Apple' devices and now you have become so much dependent to the ever increasing 'Apple' ecosystem, that even thinking of switching to any other electronic device (like Android) makes you feel trapped in a world, where escaping from it comes with a hefty price.
After owning an Iphone, an Apple watch, an Apple Ipad and thinking of switching to Samsung, makes me feel I-trapped.
When you own muliple 'Apple' devices and you have become so much accustomed to the ever increasing Apple Ecosystem that even thinking of switching to a new 'Non Apple' device makes you feel trapped and
you realise escaping out of it comes with a hefty price.
After owning an Iphone, an Ipad, an Apple watch and an Apple credit card and thinking of switching to Samsung makes Bob feel I-trapped.
When a woman's titty hardens milk in the nipple duct from not expressing them properly it creates a hard natural plug that becomes a strong pressure just waiting for the next creep that goes immediately on your nipple without any prior interaction or touching. The built up pressure shoots the plug right at the hangy-ball. (uvula)
Its the evolved female human bodies natural defense mechanism ...
A Booby-Trap.
That creepo I took home with me last night totally got a booby-trap last night!! Haha! He threw up all over his cock and went running out crying with his balls clacking between his legs lol wow such a virgin.
Basically a sleeper that can gap the shit out of anything. Looks like a certified shitbox and completely bone stock.
Drake: Yo bro your car looks like a pile of crap! I bet my souped up ride can send yours to gapplebees.
Josh: Bro, I'd take that back if I were you. This ride is a gap trap and you'd probably catch a heart attack if I pop the hood.
Drake: You Monster!
a place where black people to lay low
jhon 12 on yo ass where you bout to go
tony bout to go to the trap