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A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.
Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.
Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
He’s really clean after turd farming
Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
A derogatory term for a train animation. Coined by the hypocrite Ender Bean TV
Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "