Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).

1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”

Bob the Billder

The phrase 'Bob the Billder' refers to a stingy, tight, or overly expensive builder or manual contractor. It can also be used in reference to general laborers who are forceful or pushy when collecting their payment at the end of the job.

The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.

PERSON 1 : “That'll be $50m for the sink replacement, fella.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”

Bieber bob

An unfortunate hybrid between the beautiful 1920's bob hairstyle and the side-swept short hair of Justin Bieber; the top resembles that of the Justin Bieber style while the sides and the back resemble a bob, they are poofy, too long, layered and side swept.

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- I know the halloween party theme this year is "Combine your two favorite costumes into one", but what on earth is Christine dressed as?
- I think she is a Justin Bieber flapper. Look at her hair; it's an unfortunately classic Bieber bob.

tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

Bob Dylan Effect

A prediction that by 2035, there will be a backlash in the music industry where Ai written music will be replaced by authentic singer songwriters because of the raw passion that is derived from real-life experiences.

The Bob Dylan effect will change the music landscape because human sentiment can’t fully replicate a human experience.

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Ari-Bob

nickname from George W. Bush for Ari Fleischer

Ari-Bob is a Middleburg College graduate and first Jewish American WH Press Secretary.