a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.
ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!
Sam is the lowkey the nicest person you'll see in your entire life. They're hilarious, you can fall in love with them pretty easily.
-Omg i Love Sam
-Me too! They're so hot.
a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs
C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam
Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes
"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."
Idk man probably just a big bag o crap
Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap