Sam

Big ass forehead

Have you seen Sam? You mean phineas?

Sam

A kid who plays minecraft 7 hours a day and is short. He most likely is Brazilian and likes soccer.

Ethan: Hey, do you know where Sam is?
Brad: Yeah, I think he's playing minecraft again.

Sam

Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks

Wow I ducking hate sam

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

sam

sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.

you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick

sam

A fucking cute ass dude i met on omegle

"sam really do be looking cute tho"

Sam

A guy that’s not very cool

I met this guy Sam last night. He wasn’t very cool.