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Spanish-American War

When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...

The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.

by Gay Bowser, Sr. April 17, 2020

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American Online Answers

The crappiest and least reliable of all answer forums.

It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.

The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.

Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.

Homo sapiens:

I'm sorry for your loss.

Typical American Online Answers User:

Your a mose, wus a jigala illlll betat ya heaaaaaaaaaaaddddd in youv bern poiuytly conditionedc andrt yahjku randvfdomnly conbvditionredfv ton jthink youf im a psyyyycologistyu and i know everything.

(Translation is inhumanely impossible)

by Gagforreal September 1, 2012

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american ass fuck

When two American black guys have a threesome with a American whore and they stick both there dicks in the anus of the whore making the whore bleed to death.

Black guy:Damn! That Whore Got The best American ass Fuck ever! I'm doing that again!

by DartBoy March 2, 2016

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American Big Dick Syndrome

Referring to American people who have an impression of themselves and their country as being some how superior to the rest of the world. It is an ethnocentric belief that their culture, politics, economics, society and generally all aspects of the country as so amazingly awesome. Thus, the behaviour of someone who has a big dick. It is also the attitude for which Americans are often disliked by other nations and groups of people around the world. Rather than take a humble, helping, culturally sensitive approach to interaction with other people and international relations; the big dick syndrome often causes tensions with other peoples due to how non-Americans are assumed to be wrong or inferior. Also includes a denial of any possibility of making a mistake and an inability to apologize - leading to a lack of credibility and faith in the US by other peoples. The sydrome comes in part from the belief that the military's might is sufficient to over-rule any opposition. This might is used often in contrary to the principles of democracy, self determination and freedom which the country was founded upon.

American Big Dick Syndrome has been demonstrated in Iraq, Vietnam, the alleged "fair-trade" (two for me, none for you) much of Latin American politics, ignoring the United Nations, etc.

by Dictionary Definer December 14, 2006

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All American Pro Challenge

similar to the All American Challenge the All American pro challenge is game to do at parties when teams of four are given a 12 pack of there choice, a fifth of SoCo, an eighth of weed, a large pizza (also of there choice of toppings) and a 250 piece puzzle to solve and they must race against time to finish all of these things

A:"dude i did the all american challenge last night!"
B:"nice! did you do the all american standard challenge or the all american pro challenge?"
A:"theirs a pro challenge?"
B:"... pussy"

by That-white-guy September 18, 2011

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Rare Americans Discord Server

The official Rare Americans Community Discord Server. It's a messy place with lots of weird people. You should come join it if you like Rare Americans!

"Have you joined the official Rare Americans Discord Server yet?" - "Yes, yes I have, and it's an awful messy place. I love it"

by melonsmessydefinitions April 5, 2021

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Wet Hot American Summer

The best perverted movie EVER.


What to remember:
"She's playing the flute... kinky! Why are her clothes still on?"
"McKinley's a fag! McKinley's a fag with Ben!"
"Excuse me while I go hump the fridge... that's right, kids. I also smear mud on my ass..."

Max: "Hey, Zolin. What's your favourite part of Wet Hot?"
Zolin: "The barn scene wth the guys and the matching socks!"

by aaaeehlnnrrrsstu June 5, 2004

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