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adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.
Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.
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The cadaver required for a female to male transgender transition.
Alex used to be Alice, before they found a boner donor to complete his transition.
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when your beer belly touches someone without you meaning for it to.
yo girl, you feel that belly boner?
"OOH YEAHHH"
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When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
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a group of males having sex with one female make up the boner patrol
The males involved in "running a train" on a female
G: Karla's in the other room waiting on us
D: Are we bringin the whole boner patrol on her ass?
G: Yeah, Mike, Rick, and Dylan are on their way.
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A broken boner is a comic relief, drunk studder fall that is performed to lighten the mood of athletes before a game or practice.
it starts out when an individual walks like they are drunk, then falling on his or her side kicking their legs back over their body followed by a great stiffness that runs through their body so that their back is arched and bowed
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When someone has a penis that is shaped like the "S" on Supermans cape
Man your penis looks like a Raymond's Boner
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