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Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021


Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022


bowl evacuation

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.

Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!

by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009


chili bowl bandit

Is a person that likes to perform anal sex.

I heard he was freaky in bed and was know as a chili bowl bandit.

by Bill jax July 5, 2017


Tipsy Bowling

An event where you have drinks then go bowling.

"I'm going out of town for my birthday this weekend so lets have drinks with friends and then go bowling."

"I think I will call this Tipsy bowling"

by Tanecia the inventor March 18, 2019


Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020


skid bowl

Skid bowl a skid mark in the bowl of your toilet because Justin is nasty

Justin is so disgusting he left me with a skid bowl last night after Taco Bell

by 00tato00 August 17, 2017