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A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook
Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA
The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
Can Luca is the most handsome men, He will make you feel like you are the most gorgues and interesting person on the World.
But the most Can Luca's are known for their big dick Energy which suggerates that He will provide for his family and loved ones.
Many girls especially gingers are attracted to Can Lucas because of their slightly oriental Touch.
Who is your boyfriend?? Its Can Luca he is the most handsome, caring Person i have ever met.
A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
a moron, doofus. someone acting as such.
so she says, "what's a nip tin can?" so I said, "You are!"