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believe in yourself and you can do it
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
Get can is the dank way of telling someone to get cancer
Kril™
You're annoying , please get can
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
When a person chugs a pringle can to the face
He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom