Can Sandwich

When you have beer for lunch rather than food.

Hey, are you hungry? We’re about to throw burgers on the grill.

No, I’ll just have a can Sandwich.

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

can town

A beautiful town with cans for citizens that was created by WV (wayward vagabond)in homestuck

HOMESTUCK fan 1:can town was so cute!,right?
HOMESTUCK fan 2:yeah!

can you do my homework for me

no

DO YOUR HOMEWORK can you do my homework for me

wall in a can

a wall in a can. spray it on the wall like magic. boom white wall

“isa wall in a can muthafucka”

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

can of dip

1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea

1: Hey john you good?, Yea can of dip!!
2: Wanna go bull ridin?, Dude can of dip