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After having anal sex and you cum in her ass she shits in to a bowl and eats it with a spoon
I was fucking Desiree in the ass and busted in her ass, she then shit in a bowl and then ate it with a spoon making it The Chocolate Malt
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The chocolate man is the matress man’s Accomplice, he sells chocolate and also has a secret menu, the Chocolate man is really smart and might have Parkinson's also has Tourette’s
The chocolate man is really strong, hope he doesnt get mad at me
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when a man takes a crap on a dog in a certain way that makes it look like a dalmation then has a girl smear the crap around with her slit then the man eats her out.
(man)dude i just gave my girl the chocolate dalmation
(friend)wow thats nasty
(man)tell me about it the smell and taste alone were terable
(friend)so why did you do it
(man)i read about it on urbin dictionary
(friend)realy thats awesome
(man)yah i know
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When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.
"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."
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Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
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This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.
"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."
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