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A crazy kid that makes everyone mad, but is hard not to hang out with. he acts gay and is a fanboy. he likes anime and watches Sketchy things, likes dark humor and is very annoying sometimes, IQ could probably be compared to a carrot, is nice sometimes and likes pizza
His name is Ethan.
Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis
ETHAN NEEDS A JANIYAH THEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH.
Get urself a friend Ethan he is cute and a really cool guy. Everybody likes Ethan, he is a great friend to have
guy:*silent and feels kinda down*
Ethan:Hey bro how are you?
Guy:*feels so much better*
The ekitten snatcher / Walking W
You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!
Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyone’s face . 😇😎😇💞😇❤️ 🔥
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge 👍🏻.
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware
“Is that a angel to walk into the room ?”
“ no it’s just Ethan “