Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it
A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him
To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.
It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.
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The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!
two handed handie
a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex
Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
It will always be more than the other.
Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
Half-sibling's great-grandson.
My half-great-great-nephew is a good person.