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Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis

Dude I just had a hard attack!

by 1heuevqihqi1 April 22, 2019


Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.

She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.

by Quangbangspidermang June 30, 2019


Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 17, 2022


Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 4, 2022


Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022


told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.

Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."

by skullbowl444 November 28, 2023


Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 12, 2019