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A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.
My friend whet to see the horse thing thing man
A slender spliff perfect for inconspicuous consumption. Over before anyone even notices.
Dude, you ready? Let’s step out the back the for a race horse?
When you're on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.
When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.
Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.
"Hey man you almost here?"
"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"