Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.
That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!
It's like a frat, but with all girls.
Ya know, at the lady frat, it's literally a sorority.
What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
A recipe of hotdogs, mashed potato’s, and cheese baked together in a casserole dish. Bomb!
Hey mom can we have ladies legs for dinner?
A videro wherin a brick went through a windsheild and hit the girl in the car, thus giving the name "Brick Lady"
Don't watch the Brick Lady video
a girl who swears the that pancho she is wearing is a kimono.
we have a pancho lady here at work. She claims to say her pancho isn't a pancho