Bite me

a person asking another person of the (well hopefully) opposite sex to basically bite them on the neck or some other place on the body. this is especially popular in the vampiric communuity.
if it is used to the same sex then it means to go fuck off, get the hell away from me, bad idea, try me.

tina bite me now you stupid lard! *tina bites tom* *tom passes out from blood loss*
(this may happen in rare cases)
tom: bite me you stupid hacker (tom has told the hacker it might be a bad idea for him to try and hack him)

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touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

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on me holz

on me holz is aussie slang for being away for a holiday

I rang recently my friend in Sidney. He wasn't in and I got only his answering machine which told me:
"Sorry, on me holz!"

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skin me

To slowly peel the foreskin of a really tight cock back till the glistening head is completely exposed...... or so they tell me

Damit Mom don't you know i like it better when uncle Jeff gets to skin me

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She loves me,she loves me not

The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.

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rawdoggin me

when someone you know is being petty with you

"bro jane was rawdoggin me last night!"

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< nail me >

it means you do finger nails for a living.

on a car licence plates it sayes < nail me >, it is a way of advertise a busness .

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