Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

52👍 137👎

milk shake

When a girl buys an actual milkshake from like diary queen or something, and she gets her whole body upside down, and someone pours the milkshake in her vagina and sucks it out with a straw

Last night I had a tuna milkshake

4👍 70👎

Breast Milk

Creamy goodness that replace cum and babys like it because that it comes from there mommy's titys.

Dave: Dam bro, wanna suck on mommy's breast milk that's infected with breast cancer? Joey: Ya man, they be creamy and creamy on my tip of my mushroom stick.

1👍 21👎

Strawberry Milk

When your anus is pooping out something too big for its own hole, it makes it bigger by expanding it. The poop becomes a liquid and falls out of your anus. When it comes out it has a red shade from blood.

Jim: It hurts.....
John: What hurts
Jim: My anus
John: Dude is that........blood?
Jim: I think it's wet back there!
John: I thought you can hold it in!
Jim: The turd is to big.....I am going to poop on the floor!
John: Ew it looks like Strawberry Milk

1👍 10👎

pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

1254👍 4364👎

strawbeary milk shake

the act of ejaculating on a girls face, followed by punching her in the nose and subsequently mixing the semen with the blood.

it there really one needed

20👍 52👎

Spoiled Milk Titties

A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.

You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside.
I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties

3👍 3👎