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When your life really falls apart and turns to shit.
Being 36 years old means you’re over the hill in life, in fact its downhill after the age of around 35. Brian had everything going for well for him until his 36th birthday but since then his whole world has fallen apart since he lost everything.
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The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.
Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.
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The act of placing a American Flag over unattactive women's face and giving her one for your Country.
Holly was no beauty but Butch did the right thing when he fucked her for olde glory for serving her Country.
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to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza
That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck
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1. An child (possibly 9 years old) that screams into his mic and calls the person who killed him a "hacker" when playing a online multiplayer game (i.e. Fortnite)
2. A child (possibly 9 years old) that plays a online mulitplayer game (i.e. Fortnite) and is salty the whole time.
3. A child (possibly 9 years old) that is a brat on the internet/social media.
Kid: You are a hacker! Imma ban you for hacking! My dad owns (insert developer/company of game) and he can ban you!
More mature person: Aw man, I am playing with a cringey 9 year old.
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Peanut gallery: "Look at that guy sitting in the old rickety lawn chair, wearing a V-neck undershirt, tan chinos, and sunglasses, while reading the newspaper and smoking a stubby cigar. Looks like he takes very good care of his vegetable garden, and his grandkids appear to respect the hell out of him. He's old school Chicago Italian. Oh, damn: His wife just handed him a deli sandwich from Alpine Imports and a can of Old Style! Let's get the hell out of here before he kicks our asses!"
Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"
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A “14 year old girl” will seek attention by any means possible, like fake depression and nudes. Not all 14 year old girls are like this but most of them are. Be smart, don’t act like a 14 year old girl.
Person: yo I heard Beth turned 14 today
Person 2: she’s gonna be a total 14 year old girl
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