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A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.
Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!
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Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
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The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconcious persons mouth. It is risky so be creful.
When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged.
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Your best friend in a car crash.
The windshield looked sad when it didn't get to meet me. my air bags got in the way...
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when you go to buy weed from a guy and he hands u a bag of shit that you cant even tell is weed because its in an opaque blue bag. usualy filled with no buds, bad shake, and shitty regs or very low middies. if u get blue bagged, promptly hand it back and swiftly roundhouse the dealer in the temple, right bi-cuspid, or any vital extremities.
guy one: did u pick up that 1/8th from that sketchy new guy last night.
guy two: nahh son, he blue bagged me and try to sell me a bag of paprika.
guy one: damn...that shit aint even green
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Obnoxious/hilarious intruder of the once peaceful scrabble match or an apparatus for toating goats around.
ohh no, the goat bag is here make way for obnoxious scrabble interruption or Hey hand me that goat bag I need my goats.
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when one man places his balls on another persons face when they are sleeping/passed out.
Jimmy put his balls on Carters face when he was asleep
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