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A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.
Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning
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Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.
Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!
Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.
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When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin
The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.
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The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
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After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.
Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.
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Example: Stacie came to school with wet turtle soup.
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When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.
I gave her a Hungarian wet willie.
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