dryer poop

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.

Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!

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boomerang poop

A messy poop that will have you returning to the bathroom later to finish wiping up the after-effects.

Papa Ginos always causes me to have boomerang poops.

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poop stress

When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.

"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."

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Poop Goggles

defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.

dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.

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poop-tag

A new game of ever increasing popularity that is the direct result of the advent of camera phones. It involves taking a photo of your latest fecal creation and sending it to a friend (or enemy). The picture sent must be of your most recent bowel movement. There are no poop-tag-backs unless the reciever can produce a significantly more impressive sculpture of excrement. Extra style points are given if the reciever of the picture message is on a date, in a meeting, at church, etc.

Poop-tag!...You're it!

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poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

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Eye-poop

Eye-poop originates from danish. An eye-poop is a thing so ugly to the eye that it should be removed from the public scene.

An eye-poop is a human-made thing and does not include animals/people.

Look at that building, that's a real eye-poop.

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