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A new game of ever increasing popularity that is the direct result of the advent of camera phones. It involves taking a photo of your latest fecal creation and sending it to a friend (or enemy). The picture sent must be of your most recent bowel movement. There are no poop-tag-backs unless the reciever can produce a significantly more impressive sculpture of excrement. Extra style points are given if the reciever of the picture message is on a date, in a meeting, at church, etc.
When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.
Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.
When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.
"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."
defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.
dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.
complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
Eye-poop originates from danish. An eye-poop is a thing so ugly to the eye that it should be removed from the public scene.
An eye-poop is a human-made thing and does not include animals/people.
Look at that building, that's a real eye-poop.
When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.
Damn, Shotwell came out of the bathroom and gave me a poop neck!